"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

Me: *has coughing fit*
Me: “I need to quit smoking”
“Speaking of smoking”
“I could use a cigarette right about now”